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​OMG, THINGS ARE DIFFERENT IN TENNESSEE

2/16/2016

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We are on the Northern Cumberland Plateau, elevation about 2000.  The area is mountainous, but not dramatically so—not like the Smokies for instance.
 
At the moment, we're living in a rented, furnished villa on the golf course and waiting for the construction of our house in the hills. The villa amounts to a one thousand square-foot house with two bedrooms, two baths, and no storage. It's reminiscent of my newly-wed days—way, way, way, way back when. The furniture is early hand-me-down. But it's cozy, clean, has a wonderful working fireplace, a big deck for when it warms up, and a beautiful view of the lake (read: pond).
 
We replaced the mattress on the futon, which serves as the sofa—six months is a long time to not want to sit on the sofa. We'd like to replace the mattress on the bed we sleep in, but that would be foolish, so we survive.
 


In addition to our living arrangements, things are different here as compared to South Florida. For example:

  • My car broke down—twice—and both times a strong younger man stopped and helped. In the first instance, my friend thought we were very strong and doing so well pushing the car off the road, then she looked over and saw the man. In the second, the guy jumped out of his car, leaving his female companion to take over, and pushed my car a block and a half to the MINI dealer.  Steve was a half of a block back catching his wind when I arrived in the lot. The other interesting thing is even while we disrupted traffic not one driver beeped at us, cursed, waved with the middle finger, or pulled a gun.
  • I used to drive a red MINI Cooper S. Now I drive a blue MINI Cooper. See the above explanation.
  • Cold white s - - -, aka snow, falls from the sky here. They say there has been more snow here this year than in any year in recent memory. I think it's in our honor. The snow gods are saying, "Fools, you moved north on January 2. Duh." (The truth is the house in Florida sold in 6 days rather than in several months.)
  • The building contract for our house is two pages long. That's the whole contract! And I'm told that it isn't uncommon.
  • Most of the people we meet are halfbacks--Northerners who moved to Florida and then went half way back. We've found them to be open and friendly.
  • The Tennesseans are charming and welcoming, though the language patterns are different. The nice man who is excavating our lot said, "We'll see you a little after a while sometime." Our builder, who is a very nice, honest native said, "I might going to do that and everything and stuff."
  • We took a drive to get firewood (that's different) and went the wrong way, taking a road less traveled. We drove through the Amish community of Muddy Pond and up a winding, gravel mountain road only to find the next road washed out. Gone. Rapids in the river and everything and all. We retraced our path, went back up the gravel mountain road, through Muddy Pond, and eventually found the road we should have taken originally. Then we found the man with the firewood and learned he came from Ft. Lauderdale!
 
The adventure continues.
 
Later.
GEB
12 Comments
Alyssa Maxwell link
2/16/2016 03:01:20 pm

It does sound like quite the adventure. Interesting about the "halfbacks." I wouldn't have guessed that about that area, although North Carolina is kind of known for that. Well, South Florida misses you! Keep us posted on all your new adventures.

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Gregg Brickman
2/16/2016 08:08:41 pm

It is new and interesting, especially when I'm paying attention. I hope to see you at SF next week.

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Innette Sarduy
2/16/2016 09:04:43 pm

What a great adventure. I can relate, I left Florida after nearly 30 years and moved to Cleveland--in January! After some adjustment time, you'll find things you love about the place, and you will bloom where you're planted. I've managed to find a lot of things I love about my new northern home, and my fireplaces and lovely snow are on the list. Hope the MiniCooper makes it up the hills in the snow!

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Gregg
2/17/2016 09:17:54 pm

The MINI loves the hills. We moved in January because the house sold in 6 days rather than in 6 months. The cold has been a shock, but we dress warm, ignore the strange looks we get, and do well. I think we'll do very well here.

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Stephanie Saxon Levine
2/17/2016 02:12:31 am

Sounds like you're settling in nicely. We miss you here and look forward to seeing you guys at Sleuthfest. Enjoy the new blue Mini!

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Gregg
2/17/2016 09:18:43 pm

We'll be at the hotel on Tuesday evening. I'm looking forward to seeing everyone. GEB

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Barbara Sherman
2/17/2016 12:05:22 pm

We too, noticed differences between south Florida and SE GA. Everyone addresses me as Ms. Barbara and not Mrs. Sherman, even the little kids at Head Start. When our irrigation well was being installed the workman introduced himself to me as Cornbread. And, yes he did an excellent job! We have adapted to a laid back life style and are enjoying retirement.

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Gregg
2/17/2016 09:19:41 pm

Ms. Barbara, Yup... we're getting Southern!
Gregg

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Nancy Cohen link
2/17/2016 02:18:34 pm

Sounds way too rugged and rural for me, but I am glad you are enjoying yourselves.

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Gregg
2/17/2016 09:20:37 pm

It is rural. Very rural. But it's peaceful and an adventure at the same time. I'm liking it.
GEB

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Pat Uber
3/13/2016 02:15:06 pm

Definitely Mars and Venus isn't it, but continue to persevere that's life but you go girl you have the tenacity ! Miss you guys looks like you're enjoying it though we will definitely come for a visit !

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Gregg
3/13/2016 02:36:31 pm

The builder says we'll have a house in June (I'm thinking July), then visiting can be a reality! It will be nice to see you--here.

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